joke of the week

A man takes his Rotteweiller to the vet. 'My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?'

'Well,' says the vet, 'let's have a look at him'. So he picks up the dog and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he say: 'I'm going to have to put him down.'

'What? Because he's cross-eyed?'

'No, because he's really heavy'