Tuesday, June 26, 2007

funny but not friday

These are from little kids.

- In the first book of the bible, Guinessis. God go tired of creating the world so he took the Sabbath off.

- Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. Noah's wife was Joan of Ark. Noah built and ark and the animals came on in pears.

- Lots wife was a pillar of salt during the day, but a ball of fire during the night.

- Sampson was a strongman who let himself be led astray by a Jezebel like Delilah

- Sampson slayed the Philistines with the axe of the Apostles.

- Moses led the Jews to the Red Sea where they made unleavened bread which is bread without any ingredients.

- The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert. Afterwards, Moses went up to Mount Cyanide to get the Ten Commadments.

- The first commandments was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.

- Moses died before he ever reached Canada. Then Joshua led the Hebrews in the Battle of Geritol.

- The greatest miricle in the Bible is when Joshua told his son to stand still and he obeyed him.

- David was a Hebrew King who was skilled at playing the liar. He fought the Finkelsteins, a race of people who lived in biblical times.

- Solomon, one of David's sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.

- When Mary heard she was the Mother of Jesus, she sang the Magna Carta.

- Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption.

- St John the Blacksmith dumped water on his head.

- It was a miricle when Jesus rose from the dead and managed to get the tombstone off the entrance.

- The people who followed the Lord were called the 12 decibels.

- The Epistels were the wives of the Apostles.

- Ones of the Oppossums was St Matthew and he was also a taximan.

- St Paul cavorted to Christianity, he preached holy acrimony which is another name for marriage.

7 comments:

Alison said...

They are hilarious - I think my favourite is number 3.

Giraffe Pen (기린 만년필) said...

That's so funny, and it could only come from the mouths of babes.

Nixter said...

I love the 'Finkelsteins' one - cracked me up!

Giraffe Pen (기린 만년필) said...

Hey Nixter,the other night Ji Hyun and I were at Andrew and Ruth's and we saw a cute little red baby beenie that had been knitted for Ruth's new bub by Emma Follet.
If you or someone could knit a baby beenie for my littlun, that would be fantastic. And I would pay you for a fee :)

Ruth said...

Hey Nixter - we had a great time with Haydn and Ji Hyun - I think they need a baby hat too - you can check ours out tomorrow, and see if you can duplicate. It's pretty adorable.

Laughed at the post. Kids say funny things. Have I told you about the 'pinkles'???

Nixter said...

Beanies are most certainly next on my list Haydn so I will see what I can do ;)

Emma F is super talented!

Giraffe Pen (기린 만년필) said...

Thanks Ruth and Nickie :)